Right my fellow 'Mighty Leeds United' supporting friends, let us get one thing
straight right from the off....We are not going down!
We are not going to be relegated on Sunday coz we are 'The Mighty Fookin'
Leeds United and we don't do losing!...And also because Burnley are Sh1t!😁....So
stop sh1ttin thy sen's and BELIEVE!
OK, so the outcome is now technically out of our hands, with 'The Dingles'
scabbing a draw last night, but hey, they are the Dingles FFS and we all know
they are SH1T!😜
They have no fookin' chance of beating the 'Geordies' on Sunday and we WILL
beat Brentford FC and therefore retain our Premier League status for the
second consecutive season.
Brentford have enjoyed a good season in the Premier League since their
promotion at the end of last season and they have achieved 3 wins, 1 draw and
1 loss from their last 5 games.
However, they have already secured a respectable mid table finish and
therefore have no real need to 'pull their tripe out' in their final game of the
Add to this the fact that Pontus is 'Leeds and he knows he is', then there
should be little incentive to go all out to try to seal our relegation!
We, on the other hand, should be giving everything for the cause and I expect
every one of our players to give their all in this vitally important end of season
Now at this point, I normally slag off our opponents, (as I'm sure you've all
noticed! LOL!) however in Brentford's case, there isn't really too much to slag
them off about!
They are a West London club, nicknamed 'The Bees', not really famous for
anything and not especially offensive towards us either, so we don't hate
them....Unlike their South East London 'Sister Fiddling' neighbours - Millscum!
They are not thieves like the 'Bin Dippers', nor Scum like Manscum or (Shoot
the) Chelsea scum and they aren't especially fookin’ retards like ‘The Dingles’ either!🤣
Famous people from Brentford include....Well no c**t really!!!....Apart from 7 of the 'Chuckle 'Brothers and of course Douglas Bader, the thirteen betesticled famous WW11 pilot, who knobbed Thelma Edwards during his convalescence!
So back to the matter in hand then....And this vitally, vitally important £100m
game on Sunday, which is now televised on Sky Sports, 'The Mighty Leeds
United' will emerge victorious with a slender 1-0 score line, courtesy of a
Pontus Jansson own goal early on, followed by a further 80 minutes of us all
sh1tting ourselves, while 'The Dingles' suffer a 3-1 drubbing at the hands (Feet)
of 'The Geordies', leaving us remaining in the Premier League by the narrowest
....Now if I am correct in my predictions and lead us to glory, I guess you will all
want to sh@g me?!😩....If I am incorrect, I guess you'll more than likely want to
Cummmmmmmonnnnnnnnnn U Mighty Fooooooooookin' whites....You owe it