So after our stunning and thoroughly deserved victory against Wet Spam, Macwhite remains in the hot seat and 'on a roll' as we climb above 'The Toffee's' into 15th place and 9 points clear of the relegation threatened pack below us!
Only 1 point behind Brentford and Villa and 2 behind Palace and Southampton, who occupy 11th and 12th places respectively, another win or two and we may be looking at mid table, back where we should be.
Who needs a full first team? We don't ask for games to be postponed because we are a player or two down, we're Leeds United FFS, we simply come out fighting and take our victory accordingly!
What an awesome performance that was on Sunday, I was so proud of our team for coming out and battling like we did and although it was a magnificent team performance, special praise has to be awarded to Jack Harrison for his wonderfully taken hattrick, the first of his carreer! Let's hope it's the first of many.
That twot of a ref and VAR (again!) robbed us of a further goal too, so it should have been 4-2 to us!
Onto the Geordies then and unlike Burnley, Wet Spam (and Millscum!) Newcastle-Upon-Tyne is not a sh1thole!... It is indeed my Birthplace! You wouldn't think so to hear me talk, but that's because I had moved away from there by the time I was 2 years old and I wasn't speaking much by then!
People from Newcastle-Upon-Tyne do not speak English, they speak a foreign language, even though Newcastle-upon-Tyne is in England! It is called 'Geordie'! Hadrian built a wall up there to keep all these strange speaking 'Geordie's' penned in together! They use words and phrases such as the following: "Howay Man" which can mean go away, good luck, come on, hurry up, or okay...".Why Aye Man" which means yes....And "Haddaway Man" which means no way, get away, or you're joking! And they "Gan doon the booza and git fukn mortal"!
I actually fkn love that Geordie accent and I think it's the best accent in the whole world! I wish I spoke it....Or even understood it for that matter!!
I was with this bonny Geordie lass, canny lass she was like, (See what I did there!😁)on a neet oot in Newcastle, cos it's a fkn great place for a neet oot is Newcastle like, (I did it again look....Speaking Geordie and all that like!) anyway, we were having a late drink in this booza and it got raided by the police and I said to this canny lass, I said "Ho luv, have ya ever been picked up by the fuz before like?" And she replied “Naa I haven't, but I have been swung round by my t1ts like"!
Famous people from Newcastle-Upon-Tyne include Oz, Dennis, Neville the wet fart and Ali Frazer....Oh and Sid 'T1ts Ooot' the Sexist! And 6 of the Chuckle Brothers and of course Douglas Bader, the eleven betesticled famous WW11 fighter pilot.
And so to the game, we will stuff these strange talking people from Geordieland in front of a capacity crowd at ER....Especially if we can nobble St. Maximus early on in the match!😁
The score will be 4-1 to The Mighty Whites, with Jack H on the scoresheet for his third consecutive game, Raph from a free kick, Patrick with a typical poachers goal and Dan James after out running their right back and slotting it home.