The Mighty Whites v The Brighton Bum Boys - Unofficial Match Day thread
Right!...Firstly, let's forget any thoughts of relegation, as we are gona stuff this bunch of Homo's (short for Homosapiens!...Must keep it PC!😜) on Sunday, cos we are 'The Mighty Leeds'.💛💙
After the annihilation of this bunch of (mind?!) benders, I fully intend to lead us on to 'Glory', with another magnificent victory over Brentford, the following Sunday, aided by the fact that Pontus is still 'Leeds and he knows he is' and he will instruct his team mates not to try too hard to beat us!
In the meantime, The 3 fingered banjo playing Dingles will be resigned to inglorious defeats against Spurs on Sunday and against 'The Geordies' the following Sunday, after which they will receive inapropriate and incestuous 'comfort' from close family members and relatives in order to help ease their pain!
And anyway, TC10 said months ago that we're not gona get relegated and that will do for me!
Message to our team....Guys, it would probably help if you could please try to refrain from physical violence until after the match has ended!!....Then by all means, knock fook out of the cnuts!😁
Looking at Brighton's form, they have enjoyed some favorable results recently, most notably their big win against Scum last time out....And it's always a pleasure to see Manscum get thrashed! This result was preceded by a 3-0 win over wolves, 2-2 draw with Southampton, 3-0 loss to Citeh, a 1-0 win over Spuds and a 2-1 victory over (up the) Arsenal. However, prior to the Arsenal game, they could only manage a 0-0 at home to Naaarwich!....So they have absolutely no fookin chance of beating 'The Mighty Whites'!
Brighton is the gay capital of the UK and people who live here play a game called 'Hunt the Starfish'! This activity is not only restricted to their beaches, it can also be conducted in other areas....Like chocolate shops!!
There's a place called 'Poo Bay' there too, where lots of people 'Drop Anchor'!!
Mind you, the last time I had a night out in Preston, (I live 15 miles away) I got chatted up by a bloke!!! It might not have been so bad, if it weren't for the fact that it was witnessed by the other 9 of my mates that had been on the same table as me at the boxing do we had been to, before we went into the nightclub where the 'chatting up' took place!!!
We went to a T1tty Bar after that and I couldn't get a look in there without paying money! FFS!🤣
The guy was only half my age too, so it's a pity I'm not that way inclined, as it might have been regarded a 'Good Pull!!!....I suppose any hole's a goal though eh?!!
Brighton is famous for the Mods & Rockers clashes on the beaches back in the late 1960's to early 70's....All mods are Gay!!
They must be to ride around on them 'Puff Trucks' with about as much power as my Mum's hairdryer, in their Parka's with tagets sewn on their backs! (No offence intended to any LUFC supporting mods though.)
I of course was a Rocker, with my long hair, riding proper motorbikes, in my dirty jeans and tassled leather jacket with cut off on top, displaying loads of badges including one which read "Sod Mods"!!
While I wasn't old enough to be involved in the Brighton clashes, I did make the end of the Mods & Rockers scene and had plenty of rucks with 'Scooter Boys' at various locations!
Other things Brighton is famous for are: Its Palace Pier and its Royal Pavillion and Observation Tower....And its LBGTQ Pride Festival, the largest in the Country.
Famous people from Brighton include: Eccentric, but brilliant boxer Chris Eubank, the lovely Zoe Ball and Holly Willabooby, Katie 'get yer t1ts out' Price-AKA Jordan, Nick Berry and Julian clary, (No surprise there then!) The chuckle Brothers and of course the eleven betesticled one legged pilot Douglas Bader!
So back to the matter in hand and 'The Mighty Leeds' will emerge victorious over the 'Iron's' of Brighton with a 2-1 finished scoreline.
We will then 'March On Together' to Brentford, where we will emerge victorious, but in true Leeds United style, we will score early on and will be left sh1tting ourselves for the remainder of the game, before the ref finally blows the whistle, after 9 minutes of added time, with the finished scoreline 1-0 to The Mighty Whites!....Then we can all go out and get extremely Pished!!!
Cummmmmmmmmmmonnnnnnnnnnnn U Mighty Fookin Whites💛💙💛💙💥🥊