Leeds United Chat

Well the easy part is done!!

Going on the performance of last years promoted teams,we will have to spend big to have any chance of staying in the PL.

Ipswich spent around 130 million,Leicester around 100 million & Southampton around 70 million last summer and are all relegated with 4 or more games left.

Who does everyone think we should keep/sell from current squad -

I would go with something like this

Gk- New GK (would love Trafford but doubt it,Maybe Nick Pope),Darlow as no. 2

Hope nobody minds me stepping up with this MDT, I thought it would be easier for me to do, as I did the last Palace one and can therefore cut & paste bits from that!

And we wouldn’t want TC doing another one this season with his fookin record would we??!!🤣🤪

Palace currently occupy 13th place on 38 points, 2 places and 7 points above The Mighty Leeds, so a win away here would reduce that deficit to just 4 points.

Their last 6 Premier League results look like this: W, L, W, W, W, D, so they have been doing all right recently. However I firmly believe we can compete with anyone in this league, so would expect us to come away with something from this one!

Crapstal Palace are a rather nondescript little football club really, there’s no rivalry, cos they are too poxy and insignificant!

Their ground…

Farke up against his previous team, who will win?

Leeds United v Norwich City

Norwich aka Nord or North Wich, once the second largest city in England and as of 2012 designated UNESCO city of Literature. In 2012, The Guardian announced Nord Wich as the UK's happiest city to work in, as did the Sunday Times in 2018, which didn't stop Danish King, Sweyn Forkbeard, from burning it down in 1004 AD. Norwich had its own mint between 924-939 AD which was a license to print money. It is also the only English city to be excommuicated by the Pope, following a fracas between the citizens v the monks. In 1174, Norwich was sacked by the Germanic tribe, The Flemings, led by Hugh Bigod, and on 17 May 2024 Norwich City sacked German manager, David Wagner and appointed Danish Coach, Johannes Hoff Thorup - guess they never learned the lesson…

Hope you don't mind Mouseman but I thought I'd save you from having to do a quality copy and paste MDT for once....I thought I'd take the easy game to start with to lead us to premiership safety.

Blunderland hasn't really got many famous people so I won't bore you with a long list of names you haven't heard of....

Willy Wonka author Lewis Carroll....

6 armed pilot Douglas Bader....

Geordie Shore slag Charlotte Crosby ....

12 of The Chuckle Brothers....