The very definition of "taking one for the team". I'll do the MDT for this one, get booted off in one game and hopefully make way for a new and better author to take us on a run.
Arsenal - the story so far:
Golden armour, white steeds, win after win, Colgate smiles. Top of the table.
Leeds - the story so far:
7 points in 3 games - great start. Since then, 2 points from the last 5. Delboy's 3 wheeled wagon.
What to expect from Arsenal:
A few changes, some different world class players in for ones who need a rest - they will start steady, pass us to death, let the crowd quieten down and the Leeds lads run out of steam. They will then tweak our nipples on the counter, embarrass us as we tire and then bring on 3 world class starters in the 65th minute and end up winning 4-0.
What to expect from Leeds:
Mania. 6 yellow cards, one red. 50% passing accuracy, 3 missed sitters, ineffective subs and a heart attack for either Jesse Marsch or Victor Orta.
Famous Arsenal Fans include:
Piers Morgan (t**t)
Three testicled, 4 eyed, 6 nippled stalwart of the board: Douglas Bader.
Mizzle, somewhere between 5 and 15 degrees C.
Wear a coat (and possibly a paper bag on your head for when the 4th Arsenal goal goes in)
Against all the odds we win this 3-0 (goals from Perkins, Gnonto and Joseph)
PS - I forgot to mention that the game is on Sunday and can't be watched on BT Sport or any other UK channel
You could always pop into the garden and squash your c*ck flat with a brick if you need some lighter entertainment.