Facts about QPR
They are all cockney winkers who drink flat pish and eat eels in jizz.
More precisely they hail from Shepherds Bush, coincidentally where they all started life.
Their manager is Justin Hawkins of The Darkness.
Their nickname is the Hula Hoops, as their socks are always crispy.
Salt and vinegar are the best flavour Hula Hoops. Agree?
Famous QPR fans
The very punchable Michael Gove
Pharmaceutical crooner Pete Doherty
Viz characters Mr Logic and Sid the sexist
And 🦿🦾👨✈️who bombed Reuben Loftus cheek by accident.
My team for a 4nil win
Meslier
Sterland Rodin Pascal Harte
Ampadu (Chris) Kamara
The J squad up front
Jimmy Joel Jeorginio Jaidon
Experience but not much pace at full back.
Don't feck it up again as we should Never Ever be losing to the All Saint like last Saturday
Wednesday weather.
Tropical. Scarf and daps.
MOT x
Well done seaside. I look forward to your next factually incorrect, foul mouthed tirade of a MDT.
LONG LIVE SEASIDEWHITE
I didn't see any of the game, not one minute, but I like the result. That's all I've got to say.
A win is a win arsenal didn't get were they are today without it being 1-0 at the arsenal
Said it once before and I will say it again. If Cooper is not playing then Ayling does. If Cooper Ayling rest. Basically the club refuses to put the captains arm band on anyone else. God only know why this is.
Missed the match live as I started work at 4am this morning. Just caught the first half on break just now. Does the second half improve or did I waste $20.00 to watch this match on full replay?
Thank you Seaside.........MOT
We were fkn awful and didn't have a shot on target or make their keeper dive with all the possession we had.... we're crying out for a creative no10!
WTF is Piroe doing as a no10 AGAIN even at home.... it doesn't fkn work! He's scored 42 goals in 2 seasons by being oop top otherwise he'd be like Messi by scoring so many from deeper.... fkn simple and not rocket science! 🤬🤬🤬🤬
QPR weren't even hurrying or showing any urgency with a few minutes to go and taking time with their own goal kicks and free kicks.... WTF! 🙈🤔🤣
We'll surely never see a team as poor as QPR again in the Championship....
Great result and 3pts but WTF was going on with QPR players and their management who seemed more than happy to lose by just the one goal.... very weird and should be looked at for match fixing!
Need a 2nd goal or my nerves will be jangling
Good luck, Seaside White!
Hope we will be able to hit right back after that hopeless performance against Southampton. My lineup would be:
Measlier
Ayling Struijk Rodon Byram
Anthony Gray Ampadu Summerville
Rutter Piroe
Well we deserve to win with that MDT. I bet QPR have dreary MDT's.
I predict a decent WACCOE under the lights like what has happened before against these.
I think we'll win but I'm not putting money on it.
2-0 Rutter and Lord Bamford.
72f dark but the floodlights disguise this fact.
My line up
Measlier
Ayling cooper rodon byram
James grey Ampado Summerville
Rutter piroe
Prawn cocktail for me as I can't get a prawn salad sandwich at ER😠
Fantastic work that 1-1
Good Luck Seaside............MOT
here's to a new style of literary feast!
Looking forward to a mammoth unbeaten run!
Think we'll do OK this week, fancy a 3-1 win for this.
Quality MDT Seaside and good luck for a prolonged run.... great run by Mouseman but lost too easily and our defence looked like it did for the last few seasons! 🤬
Sell Gnonto and use the money for a decent CB, a decent LB and a PROPER creative attacking midfielder. Harwood Bellis, Ryan Manning and Joe Bryan were freebies and loans in the summer!
I'm going for a VERY positive 4-0 victory with Piroe notching a hattrick and Anthony scoring....hopefully Rodon will be starting!
Sorry, but bbq Hoola Hoops, scampi and lemon Nik Naks but salt and vinegar on virtually everything else is the best....