Facts about QPR
They are all cockney winkers who drink flat pish and eat eels in jizz.
More precisely they hail from Shepherds Bush, coincidentally where they all started life.
Their manager is Justin Hawkins of The Darkness.
Their nickname is the Hula Hoops, as their socks are always crispy.
Salt and vinegar are the best flavour Hula Hoops. Agree?
Famous QPR fans
The very punchable Michael Gove
Pharmaceutical crooner Pete Doherty
Viz characters Mr Logic and Sid the sexist
And 🦿🦾👨✈️who bombed Reuben Loftus cheek by accident.
My team for a 4nil win
Meslier
Sterland Rodin Pascal Harte
Ampadu (Chris) Kamara
The J squad up front
Jimmy Joel Jeorginio Jaidon
Experience but not much pace at full back.
Don't feck it up again as we should Never Ever be losing to the All Saint like last Saturday
Wednesday weather.
Tropical. Scarf and daps.
MOT x
Well done seaside. I look forward to your next factually incorrect, foul mouthed tirade of a MDT.
LONG LIVE SEASIDEWHITE