The Mighty Whites v The Brighton Beach Bum Boys - Unofficial Match Day thread:
Well after our stunning and thoroughly deserved victory over Chelscum last Sunday, in what can only be described as a total masterclass, Mac is very happily back in the hot seat for his 6th consecutive MDT👍
What an awesome performance from the lads! How long is it since we absolutely smashed a top 6 side like that AND kept a clean sheet? 🎵Jessie, Jessie Marsch🎵....
Bring on the rest of the season, I cannot wait!😁
Add to that our comfortable 3-1 victory over Barnsley in the Carabao Cup last night and things are looking good right now.
Sinisterra looks the part doesn’t he?!
Now before everyone gets all giddy and begins calling me a homophobe, due to the title of this thread, I simply refer to the fact that Brighton is a seaside town and therefore, like every other seaside town, it has a beach, so it would be reasonable to assume, would it not, that it also has its fair share of ‘Beach Bums’?....See!
I live not far from Blackpool and it too has its fair share of ‘Beach Bum Boys’, as it too has a beach!
Brighton and Hove Albion is another small and insignificant football club, unlike ‘The Mighty Leeds United’ who are ‘The Greatest Football Team In All The Land’!💛💙
However, with 7 points gained from a possible 9 so far this season, Brighton have enjoyed a great start to the campaign, including a 2-1 victory over Manure!
Oficially nicknamed ‘The Seagulls’, Brighton can also be known as ‘The Irons’!
Brighton players have recently been described as being 'Dangerous in the tackle'....And perhaps even more dangerous in the changing room?!
Brighton is not a sh1thole, but the locals do seem to like one!😁
Brighton is famous for ‘Soap on a Rope’!
It was invented there by two friends, one of whom was called John Fitzpatrick....However, the name of the other one escapes me??
It was developed because it was thought that bending down to pick up the soap, when dropped, can be rather dangerous....Especially in that area of the Country!
Once a relatively inexpensive place to live, Brighton is now rather expensive.
We were once thinking of moving to Brighton, but let me tell you, the rent down there Boys, is top Dollar these days!
We did visit recently though, the Wife and I....Well you wouldn’t want to go there with your friend would you?!!
We checked into the Hotel and then went out for dinner. We enjoyed a fiery Vindaloo in a lovely Indian restaurant there, called The ‘Chutney something??.... We call a Vindaloo a 'Ring Stinger 'ooop North', but apparantly that is something all together different in Hove, Sussex!
After dinner we headed into town for drinks, to some of the more traditional, old fashioned bars....The Flying Handbag, Proud Cabaret, Velvet Jacks etc etc.
We got chatting to some local people in the flying handbag, Troy and Dorothy....They weren’t a couple as such, Troy was a ‘friend of Dorothy’s’!
We had a couple of games of pool in there and when I couldn’t decide which ball to go for, Troy suggested I should "Pot the brown", as it's "Always the best option"!
Troy suggested mixed doubles, but I wasn't too sure about that game!!
Troy bought us a drink and asked if we would like anything to eat. I explained that we had already had a curry earlier on, but thanked him very much for his kind offer and Troy said that he had “enjoyed a sausage sandwich earlier in the day”.
We all tried to get into a nightclub later on, but they wouldnt let us in because our footwear was deemed unsuitable, as three of us were wearing trainers. Dorothy was the only one of us whose footwear was acceptable as she was wearing 'Comfy shoes'.
The bouncer looked like an ex boxer who had been battered around the ring several times....Troy said he had been battered around the ring too, but had never boxed! (Wrestler maybe??)
So we eventually decided to walk back to the Hotel and as we walked towards the public conveniences, I announced I was nipping in there as I was dying for a pee!
"No don't go in there" says Troy and he went on to explain that all the public toilets were used for 'Cottaging purposes only' at this time of night!
"Well what happens if, like me, you just want a pee"? I asked...."Youre b*ggered" came the reply!!
So I had to walk all the way back to the Hotel, while dying for a pee and to my dismay, when we got there, the front door was locked, so we had to go round the back.
Alas, when we reached the back doors, we found that we were unable to open these either and as I was still dying for a pee, I suggested we 'smash the back doors in'....Troy announced that he had "Had his back doors smashed in a long time ago"!
And so, that was our most recent night out in Brighton!
Famous people from Brighton include Stephen & Daniel, the two hairdressers from Gogglebox, whom are Husband and Husband, Chris Eubank, who sounds like he should have a Husband and Douglas Bader the one armed, three legged, sixteen betestecled former WW11 pilot....Douglas didn't reside there for very long at all though, as he preferred to ‘enter the arena via the front doors’, as opposed to ‘the tradesmens entrance’ and such venues were not easy to come by in that vicinity!
Onto the game then and The Mighty Whites will smash the 'Brighton Beach Bum Boys' 3-1 with the same scorers as last week, Aaronson, Harrison and the smoking hot Rodrigo🔥🔥🔥
Temperatures will be in the 23 degrees ballpark with lots of sunshine....I think?! Please see Lord Snoddy for further - in depth details.
Cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ‘U Mighty fookin' Whites’ 💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙🏆💛⚽️🔥💥
Caveat, I didnt watch the game and this is just a general comment.
when I watched Aaronsen in Australia I was a little underwhelmed, has he grown since then, yes do I like him as the centre creative position, no. He is a good passer just not creative.
I love his energy and passion.
When Hiddink had Australia playing the 4 2 3 1 he often played a guy called Jason Culina, a passer and a guy who put himself about enough. I’d be tempted to try Aaronson in the DM next to Adam’s his energy and tenacity will make up for pure ball winning.
this frees up space up the pitch for sinistera (?)
agree we need a true left back in soo ish.