The Mighty Whites v Chelscum Unofficial MDT
So Mac is back in the hot seat then, for his 5th consecutive Unofficial MDT, after a thoroughly deserved point away at the Saints.
It was a game we might well have won and the draw actually felt like a loss, having thrown away a 2-0 lead, however, a point's a point and 4 points from our first two games is not a bad start to the season is it?
Now onto Chelscum and I am desperate for at least a point from this home game for two reasons:
No 1. I hate Chelscum!
No 2. If we manage to get something from this game, I get to do the Brighton MDT next!!!😁....And I am sooooo looking forward to that! Eh TC10??😁😝😜
The Chelscum barstewards broke my heart as a 9 year old when they beat us 2-1 in the FA Cup final replay at ‘Old Toilet’ on 29th April 1970, following our 2 all draw at Wembley on 11th April.
I was lucky enough to get to go to the game at Wembley, we were living in Horbury, near Wakefield at the time and my Dad, ‘Mac’ and his Best Man, Raymond Duck, were season ticket holders, so I got to go to some really big games as a kid and this was one of them.
I still remember the excitement, the electric atmosphere....And being sh1t scared at almost getting crushed walking down Wembley Way towards the stadium, as it was absolutely rammed with fans!
One funny thing I distinctly remember from that day at Wembley, was before the match, as we were walking down Wembley Way, we came across a small gap in the crowd and on the corner was a hot dog stand and my 'Old Man' asked me if I wanted a hot dog.
"Yes please" I replied and the guy promptly served me up a hot dog, with all the trimmimgs....Onions, tomato sauce etc., and as he passed it to me, the guy shouts out "Half a Crown please Guv."
To which my Dad replies "Half a crown for a fookin' hot dog?" "You robbing barsteward, you can fook right off!" (Well my Dad was Yorkshire born and bred!😁)...."And look at the colour of your hands, they're filthy you ****....You can stick your fookin' half a Crown up your a*se pal and think yourself lucky we've not turned your fookin' hot dog stand upside down you cockney barsteward!" 🤣😂LOL!
Well looking back, prior to us setting off walking down Wembley Way, I seem to remenber sitting outside various pubs and getting fed with lots of bottles of shandy and bags of crisps, which was great for me, however, I guess my Dad and his mate were getting quietly sh1t faced along the way, hence the aggression towards the poor hot dog seller!!😂
"And don't tell your Mum!" were the next words directed to me! Haha!
Right set of dirty barstewsrds Chelscum were too at the time, especially that Eddie McCreadie twot!😡I hated Peter Osgood as well, as he could score a goal or two against us!
Chelsea is not a sh1thole....Well apart from Stamford Bridge of course, which obviously is a sh1thole!!
And there are some right stonkin' posh birds live there aren't there?
There's not one of them 'Made in Chelsea' birds I wouldn't have a go on given half a chance!....I wonder if any of them fancy a bit of 'Northern rough'?!! LOL!😁
So my favorite Chelsea people are as follows:
Habbs, Liv, Sophie, Tiff, Maeva, Paris, Emily, Verity, Ruby and Inga!
Other famous people whom have lived in Chelsea include Mick Jagger, Elton John, Oscar Wilde and Sir Richard Branson....but I don't want to sh@g any of them!
And speaking of 'Top Sh@ggers'....Douglas Bader, the one armed, three legged and fifteen betecticled WW11 pilot used to reside in Chelsea too!
Anyway, onto the game....And as we currently sit above 'Chelscum' in the league table....(And 'Manscum' and 'Villascum' and 'The Bin Dippers😁), we are bound to beat this lot on Sunday and Mac predicts a narrow 2-1 victory, with 'Smokin Hot Rodrigo'🔥with the first and Aaronson with the second and we 'March On Together' to Brighton for the next installment.😁😁😁
Weather will be 19 degrees with a moderate breeze to help cool the players somewhat....If that's not an accurate forecast, then please see 'Lord Snoddy' our official resident weatherman for more details!
Cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmonnnnnnnnnn U Mighty fookin' Whites🔥⚽️💥🏆🎵We hate Chelsea🎵....We hate Chelsea🎵
Loved every moment watching the game with my boy and two dogs, who also went berserk when we celebrated the goals!
fantastic game well doneMac
it’s all on you this victory am sure the team read it before hand
Tommy Tuchel must have been watching AJ last night-He thinks Chelsea were the better team and one of our goals was an own goal apparently...he's lost the plot.
what a performance from the lads.we outran Chelscum by 10 km's or something like that.good to see JM introducing fresh legs sooner than he did v Southampton
Superb game today. I thought Aaronson was quality in possession and for someone that I thought looked a little light weight, before having seen him play, made a real nuisance of himself.
Adams was always at them in the middle of the park, we have missed having somebody with his mobility on central midfield for so many years.
The whole team played above what I thought they weee capable of today.
Credit to Marsch for getting the game plan together and a setting is up to win this. He takes the hit when we lose, so hats off to him today.
Finally a special mention to our three wise monkeys Radz, Kinnear and Orta. I see them taking flak on social media all the time(not so much on here), but let’s be honest where would we be without them. There have been mistakes over the years but the good certainly out weighs the bad.
Harrison was given MOTM, but I would have given it to Tyler Adams. He was an absolute pest to the Chelski midfield. Mind you having said that, you probably could have chosen anyone of the 11 players.
Congrats Mac!!!
Super Mac Strikes again!
Mac the Knife brings happiness to LUFC on a glorious Sunday!!!
Thank you...........MOT
Ps. MAC for prime
LGFM ringing round ER. What an atmosphere. Fantastic everything that was.
3pts ahead of Chelscum, 5pts ahead of Liverpool and 7pts ahead of Mancscum.... I'm looking forward to the Champions league trip to Barca next year! 🙈👏👍🤣
Ice baths today & cryotherapy plus massages tomorrow is needed for all players after that. Hope Jesse Marsh gives them a rest in the midweek cup game.
Well done Mac 👏👏👏👏
The only problem with this is that we won't be signing any new players now!! 🙈🤬
That was simply as good as anything under Bielsa and the League place is better.......
IN JM we TRUST!!!!
Awesome, simply awesome!💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙
what a first half
great 1st half ..
Cracking MDT Mac. Your dad sounds like a right character, I like the cut of his jib.
2-2 today, maybe.
I've so much trust in Mac's weather report that I'm not even gonna spark up my weather forecasting machinery ( costs a lot to run anorl and what with the electricity prices nowadays). So just go with what Mac says.
Come on Leeds.
I have maybe said that people write war and peace threads but I do look forward to your efforts
1-1 come on LEEDS
Good Luck Mac.....MOT
Yet another quality MDT Mac with some great stories and good luck for a prolonged run.... looking forward to the Brighton MDT already 😜
I'm going for a positive 1-0 victory with a scrappy Rodrigo goal settling a game with at least 5 red cards....
You're 5yrs older than me and I didn't think anyone could be more immature than me at roughly the same age.... congratulations 🙈👏👍🤣😜
.... tits, bum, willy....