The Mighty Whites v Chelscum Unofficial MDT
So Mac is back in the hot seat then, for his 5th consecutive Unofficial MDT, after a thoroughly deserved point away at the Saints.
It was a game we might well have won and the draw actually felt like a loss, having thrown away a 2-0 lead, however, a point's a point and 4 points from our first two games is not a bad start to the season is it?
Now onto Chelscum and I am desperate for at least a point from this home game for two reasons:
No 1. I hate Chelscum!
No 2. If we manage to get something from this game, I get to do the Brighton MDT next!!!😁....And I am sooooo looking forward to that! Eh TC10??😁😝😜
The Chelscum barstewards broke my heart as a 9 year old when they beat us 2-1 in the FA Cup final replay at ‘Old Toilet’ on 29th April 1970, following our 2 all draw at Wembley on 11th April.
I was lucky enough to get to go to the game at Wembley, we were living in Horbury, near Wakefield at the time and my Dad, ‘Mac’ and his Best Man, Raymond Duck, were season ticket holders, so I got to go to some really big games as a kid and this was one of them.
I still remember the excitement, the electric atmosphere....And being sh1t scared at almost getting crushed walking down Wembley Way towards the stadium, as it was absolutely rammed with fans!
One funny thing I distinctly remember from that day at Wembley, was before the match, as we were walking down Wembley Way, we came across a small gap in the crowd and on the corner was a hot dog stand and my 'Old Man' asked me if I wanted a hot dog.
"Yes please" I replied and the guy promptly served me up a hot dog, with all the trimmimgs....Onions, tomato sauce etc., and as he passed it to me, the guy shouts out "Half a Crown please Guv."
To which my Dad replies "Half a crown for a fookin' hot dog?" "You robbing barsteward, you can fook right off!" (Well my Dad was Yorkshire born and bred!😁)...."And look at the colour of your hands, they're filthy you ****....You can stick your fookin' half a Crown up your a*se pal and think yourself lucky we've not turned your fookin' hot dog stand upside down you cockney barsteward!" 🤣😂LOL!
Well looking back, prior to us setting off walking down Wembley Way, I seem to remenber sitting outside various pubs and getting fed with lots of bottles of shandy and bags of crisps, which was great for me, however, I guess my Dad and his mate were getting quietly sh1t faced along the way, hence the aggression towards the poor hot dog seller!!😂
"And don't tell your Mum!" were the next words directed to me! Haha!
Right set of dirty barstewsrds Chelscum were too at the time, especially that Eddie McCreadie twot!😡I hated Peter Osgood as well, as he could score a goal or two against us!
Chelsea is not a sh1thole....Well apart from Stamford Bridge of course, which obviously is a sh1thole!!
And there are some right stonkin' posh birds live there aren't there?
There's not one of them 'Made in Chelsea' birds I wouldn't have a go on given half a chance!....I wonder if any of them fancy a bit of 'Northern rough'?!! LOL!😁
So my favorite Chelsea people are as follows:
Habbs, Liv, Sophie, Tiff, Maeva, Paris, Emily, Verity, Ruby and Inga!
Other famous people whom have lived in Chelsea include Mick Jagger, Elton John, Oscar Wilde and Sir Richard Branson....but I don't want to sh@g any of them!
And speaking of 'Top Sh@ggers'....Douglas Bader, the one armed, three legged and fifteen betecticled WW11 pilot used to reside in Chelsea too!
Anyway, onto the game....And as we currently sit above 'Chelscum' in the league table....(And 'Manscum' and 'Villascum' and 'The Bin Dippers😁), we are bound to beat this lot on Sunday and Mac predicts a narrow 2-1 victory, with 'Smokin Hot Rodrigo'🔥with the first and Aaronson with the second and we 'March On Together' to Brighton for the next installment.😁😁😁
Weather will be 19 degrees with a moderate breeze to help cool the players somewhat....If that's not an accurate forecast, then please see 'Lord Snoddy' our official resident weatherman for more details!
Cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmonnnnnnnnnn U Mighty fookin' Whites🔥⚽️💥🏆🎵We hate Chelsea🎵....We hate Chelsea🎵
Loved every moment watching the game with my boy and two dogs, who also went berserk when we celebrated the goals!