The Mighty Whites v Southampton Unofficial MDT
After a deserved victory over wolves at home last week, Mac is back for his 4th consecutive MDT as 'The Mighty Whites' travel down to Southampton to take on 'The Saints'.
I didn't see the Wolves game myself, as I had to work, however from what I've seen of the highlights, we looked pretty good in the main and there's definitely plenty there to work with...In particular, Aaronson looks a right menace and a defenders nightmare, shame he wasn't accredited with his first premier league goal on his debut, a bit mean not awarding him it I think!
Warning!
For those travelling to the game, watch out for reported severe rail disruptions due to strike action, you may well be better off jumping in the car and appointing a driver instead!
Weather, for those who manage to get there is forecast to be 30 degrees at 3pm kick off time, so put your summer frock's on guys and get them shirts off and twirling around your heads....Especially the girls!!😁
I feel a bit of a fraud forecasting the weather as I am not 'Lord Snoddy' - our official Weatherman! Hope you don't mind m8?
Southampton is not a sh1thole!....It's quite nice really and Southampton FC is a nice 'little club' with average home attendance last year, just below 30,000.
With no real bad history between our club's 'The Saints' are another rather nondescript, insignificant and unimportant outfit, unlike 'The Mighty Leeds United', who are 'The Greatest Football Club in The World'!!
Southampton is famous for fish fingers!
No it is....honestly! Old Captain birdseye himself - Clarence Birdseye, began manufacturing them there, before rolling the delicacy out to the rest of the Country!
I once had fish fingers with a Southampton bird sat on the prom!....Ahem!....But that's enough of that for now then!!!😜
Other famous people from Southampton include Craig David, Laura Carmichael, Benny hill and of course Douglas Bader, the famous forteen betestecled WW11 fighter pilot, whom it is rumoured may also have had more than one penis, after he was heard telling his mates down the boozer, as he walked away from them, "I'm going for a pish out of one of my d1cks"!
Onto the game then and Southampton got stuffed 4-1 last week away at Spuds and currently sit bottom of The Premier League, while The Mighty Whites' currently enjoy 'Joint Top of The League' status, sitting above Chelscum, 'The Bin Dippers', 'Manscum' and the dirty Villain barstewards, whom I now absolutely fookin' hate!....Long may it continue!
Having drawn 1 a piece last time out at ER, I reckon we will smash these lot on Saturday and I am going for the same 3-1 scoreline as I predicted last week, with the same predicted scorers, Bamford, Aaronson and Rodrigo as last week too.
If Bamford had burried his header late on, my score prediction and scorers would have been 100% correct....But then again, if my auntie had a c*ck, she would be my Uncle wouldn't she?!!
RMS Titanic sailed from Southampton in 1912 and 'The Saints' will be on another sinking ship on Saturday, at the hands (feet) of 'The Mighty Leeds.
Cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn U Mighty fookin' Whites🔥⚽️🏆
Well Don Soopa!
Apologies I was away an could not access site.
Not happy I could not find an illegal live stream as I always do for game not on Sky, BT or Amazon.
Hesgoal has gone this year!!!!