The Mighty Whites v Wet Spam Unofficial MDT
Mac is back with his second consecutive MDT, after a fine win at Burnley and hoping very much to be able to keep the run going and see us through to a more comfortable league position.
If we had been successful in our game against the Spammers in the FA Cup, I would simply have copied TC10's MDT as a 'good omen' however with our much depleted first team, this unfortunately wasn't to be, so I've decided to do my own.
Wet Spam reside in East London...East London is a sh1thole! But not anywhere near as big a sh1thole as Millwall, also in East London, where it is commonplace and indeed legal, for inhabitants to freely engage in family group sexual activities. This practice has been going on for centuries and Millwall residents must provide proof of engaging in such activities, in the form of photographs and videos, accompanied by birth certificates, in order to be allowed entry into their local football club...Millscum FC! Any close family members will suffice, they may be, brother's, sister's, aunt's, uncle's, grandad's and grandma's etc., male or female, however cousins do not qualify, as they are classed as 'not closely enough related'!😁
Ooops!...Apologies for the diversification there everyone, I simply love to hate Millscum!
Anyway, back to the matter in hand and famous people from Wet Spam include Alf Garnet (aka Warren Mitchell), the most impecably politically correct comedian from East London, 5 of The Chuckle Brothers and of course Douglas Bader, the famous WW11 pilot with 3 c*cks! Oh and Jack The ripper!
East London Girls:I've only had two experiences with East London girls and the last time I got lucky there, I took this girl back to my hotel room where I asked if I could tie her up. She replied "Why? Is that your thing is it?" To which i replied "No, not really, it's just that last time I went to bed with an East London girl she nicked my wallet!"
Onto the football then and I thought we matched a strong wet spam side for the best part of the FA Cup game, even with our youngsters making their debuts and if it wasn't for the extremely questionable (bent!) VAR decision, who knows, we may even have gone on to win the match.
Again, Lord knows what the team may be?? However I am confident that with Rodrigo and Bamford hopefully available, we can go on to win this one and begin to claw our way up the table a little.
2-1 to The Mighty Leeds with Patrick and Raphinha sharing the honours.
Cummmmmmonnnnnn You Mighty Fookin' Whites💛💙😁
Too right!
MB is God. Long may his reign continue!!!!
Declan Rice said we are the hardest team in the division to play against..
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YES!! I just hope other "pundits" laud this principle!!
Instead of Roy Keane suggesting players should "manage" a game by feigning injury or time wasting.
What a waste of space. A failed manager who now gets to air his views? If he was any good he would still be in charge of a club/international team!
So Man Poo cannot keep a 2-0 lead! They were piss poor v Villa and a draw was a fair result.
It is, after all, called the Beautiful Game for a reason.
Very satisfying to hear that Graeme Souness publicly recognizes the honesty of Bielsa and Leeds: “The beef we all have with modern players is simulation; they all throw themselves to the ground at any opportunity. You never see that with this Leeds team”. Well said.
Pascal is a thoroughbred 🐎
Lots of great teamwork, commitment and sweat from the regulars (and no little skill either from a couple, you know who they are!).
Bate was withdrawn because Bielsa wanted to share time between him and Rodrigo. That's actually a massive compliment - when Forshaw went off Bate was chosen first to go into the fight. Bate will play at some point vs Barcodes I'm sure.
Final word for me goes to Leo Hjelde - what a find! Firpo can head off to the job centre, this lad is 18 but looks 22 and plays like he's 26
Not a Dan James fan but he had a good game today. We played the ball into channels allowing him to motor onto the.
Koch looked confidentin the holding role.
Harrison was back to his old self.
Good game to watch.
Side note. Ayling is a better RB or wing back then a centre half.
Congrats Mac!
Keep the run going.
Got my belated birthday wish and a great performance in adversity!
Maybe we can send a video of the game to Arsenal and show them that we will never cancel a game for lack of players, we will youngsters, juniors if need be just to ensure the game is played.
Meanwhile back to the game.
What a result and honestly one that I didn't see coming, especially hearing that Bambi was injured again in training! WTF!!. Added to that, off trot Forshaw and Firpo with muscular issues, something is seriously wrong somewhere.
Strujik always looks unflappable and handled Antonio well. Hjelde carried on from last week and looks a real prospect. Bate played well when he came on and unlucky to be subbed for Rodrigo, who I'm sorry to say still looks like a lost soul and pretty clueless.
Great to see Jack the man back on form as to Raphinha. Koch handled the midfield role very well and looked assured. I agree with you TC in that Antonio should have been red carded for an awful challenge.
The only downside is our continual struggle with corners, I just don't get how we are fkn awful at defending them, perhaps that the price we have to pay.
Onwards to the barcodes and we'll see how Mr Woods fits in!.
So many positives. But, damn, I liked the aggression from Dallas winning that ball, leaving it for that perfect pass from Raphinha to Harrison who did the absolutely right thing in that situation. Overall, so impressive what the team did today, both the grown-ups and the youngsters. MOT
Well done Mac and I fully expect you to still be in the hotseat for the Mancscum game to smash them.... before that we will beat Newcastle, Villa and Everton.
I thought Antonio could have been sent off for the lunge on Koch and he was far too honest.... it was reckless and out of control!!
I also thought their first goal was a foul on Koch as he pulled and pushed him!!
Strujik and Hjelde were excellent but I don't think anyone had a bad game and was a great team performance....
Surely the owners will see that we have a paper-thin squad now that Forshaw and Firpo are out....!!
Mind you i was watching from behind the sofa anytime we had to defend a set piece!!
What a performance!!! Absolutely brilliant.
Down to the bare bones, not even the fact that West Ham again had their own ref (if you've never seen a home ref before, this was a prime example).
Not even the VAR could stop us! WTF was that? Again lots of ???
Pascal, the lad was immense. Dallas my word, what a game he had.
Ayling & Klich had good games too.
James just kept going and ran (sprinted) his socks off.
Raphina's had his mojo back too.
Koch kept things simple and looked more at ease in the midfield now.
Wow, where did all this energy come from.
Shuffed to pieces!
Gonne open up a good bottle!
Final words for the young lads, Bate & Hjelde.
Pressure game and they stood up!
So proud. Gonna bask in the glow of that performance for a long time.
Macwhite - you legend!!!
Great MDT's and great results too!! Iceman eat your heart out!!
I'll just scrape myself off the ceiling now 😍
Awesome💛💙💛💙💛💙🔥💥
Var
Wow. Come on Leeds !
Rodrigo on for Bate, why?
Brilliant first half, especially considering our injuries! Blow the fookin full time whistle now please!💛💙⚽️🏆
Get innnnnn