The Mighty Whites v Wet Spam Unofficial MDT
Mac is back with his second consecutive MDT, after a fine win at Burnley and hoping very much to be able to keep the run going and see us through to a more comfortable league position.
If we had been successful in our game against the Spammers in the FA Cup, I would simply have copied TC10's MDT as a 'good omen' however with our much depleted first team, this unfortunately wasn't to be, so I've decided to do my own.
Wet Spam reside in East London...East London is a sh1thole! But not anywhere near as big a sh1thole as Millwall, also in East London, where it is commonplace and indeed legal, for inhabitants to freely engage in family group sexual activities. This practice has been going on for centuries and Millwall residents must provide proof of engaging in such activities, in the form of photographs and videos, accompanied by birth certificates, in order to be allowed entry into their local football club...Millscum FC! Any close family members will suffice, they may be, brother's, sister's, aunt's, uncle's, grandad's and grandma's etc., male or female, however cousins do not qualify, as they are classed as 'not closely enough related'!๐
Ooops!...Apologies for the diversification there everyone, I simply love to hate Millscum!
Anyway, back to the matter in hand and famous people from Wet Spam include Alf Garnet (aka Warren Mitchell), the most impecably politically correct comedian from East London, 5 of The Chuckle Brothers and of course Douglas Bader, the famous WW11 pilot with 3 c*cks! Oh and Jack The ripper!
East London Girls:I've only had two experiences with East London girls and the last time I got lucky there, I took this girl back to my hotel room where I asked if I could tie her up. She replied "Why? Is that your thing is it?" To which i replied "No, not really, it's just that last time I went to bed with an East London girl she nicked my wallet!"
Onto the football then and I thought we matched a strong wet spam side for the best part of the FA Cup game, even with our youngsters making their debuts and if it wasn't for the extremely questionable (bent!) VAR decision, who knows, we may even have gone on to win the match.
Again, Lord knows what the team may be?? However I am confident that with Rodrigo and Bamford hopefully available, we can go on to win this one and begin to claw our way up the table a little.
2-1 to The Mighty Leeds with Patrick and Raphinha sharing the honours.
Cummmmmmonnnnnn You Mighty Fookin' Whites๐๐๐
Too right!
MB is God. Long may his reign continue!!!!
Declan Rice said we are the hardest team in the division to play against..
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YES!! I just hope other "pundits" laud this principle!!
Instead of Roy Keane suggesting players should "manage" a game by feigning injury or time wasting.
What a waste of space. A failed manager who now gets to air his views? If he was any good he would still be in charge of a club/international team!
So Man Poo cannot keep a 2-0 lead! They were piss poor v Villa and a draw was a fair result.
It is, after all, called the Beautiful Game for a reason.
Very satisfying to hear that Graeme Souness publicly recognizes the honesty of Bielsa and Leeds: โThe beef we all have with modern players is simulation; they all throw themselves to the ground at any opportunity. You never see that with this Leeds teamโ. Well said.
Pascal is a thoroughbred ๐
Lots of great teamwork, commitment and sweat from the regulars (and no little skill either from a couple, you know who they are!).
Bate was withdrawn because Bielsa wanted to share time between him and Rodrigo. That's actually a massive compliment - when Forshaw went off Bate was chosen first to go into the fight. Bate will play at some point vs Barcodes I'm sure.
Final word for me goes to Leo Hjelde - what a find! Firpo can head off to the job centre, this lad is 18 but looks 22 and plays like he's 26
Not a Dan James fan but he had a good game today. We played the ball into channels allowing him to motor onto the.
Koch looked confidentin the holding role.
Harrison was back to his old self.
Good game to watch.
Side note. Ayling is a better RB or wing back then a centre half.
Congrats Mac!
Keep the run going.
Got my belated birthday wish and a great performance in adversity!
Maybe we can send a video of the game to Arsenal and show them that we will never cancel a game for lack of players, we will youngsters, juniors if need be just to ensure the game is played.
Meanwhile back to the game.
What a result and honestly one that I didn't see coming, especially hearing that Bambi was injured again in training! WTF!!. Added to that, off trot Forshaw and Firpo with muscular issues, something is seriously wrong somewhere.
Strujik always looks unflappable and handled Antonio well. Hjelde carried on from last week and looks a real prospect. Bate played well when he came on and unlucky to be subbed for Rodrigo, who I'm sorry to say still looks like a lost soul and pretty clueless.
Great to see Jack the man back on form as to Raphinha. Koch handled the midfield role very well and looked assured. I agree with you TC in that Antonio should have been red carded for an awful challenge.
The only downside is our continual struggle with corners, I just don't get how we are fkn awful at defending them, perhaps that the price we have to pay.
Onwards to the barcodes and we'll see how Mr Woods fits in!.
So many positives. But, damn, I liked the aggression from Dallas winning that ball, leaving it for that perfect pass from Raphinha to Harrison who did the absolutely right thing in that situation. Overall, so impressive what the team did today, both the grown-ups and the youngsters. MOT
Well done Mac and I fully expect you to still be in the hotseat for the Mancscum game to smash them.... before that we will beat Newcastle, Villa and Everton.
I thought Antonio could have been sent off for the lunge on Koch and he was far too honest.... it was reckless and out of control!!
I also thought their first goal was a foul on Koch as he pulled and pushed him!!
Strujik and Hjelde were excellent but I don't think anyone had a bad game and was a great team performance....
Surely the owners will see that we have a paper-thin squad now that Forshaw and Firpo are out....!!
Mind you i was watching from behind the sofa anytime we had to defend a set piece!!
What a performance!!! Absolutely brilliant.
Down to the bare bones, not even the fact that West Ham again had their own ref (if you've never seen a home ref before, this was a prime example).
Not even the VAR could stop us! WTF was that? Again lots of ???
Pascal, the lad was immense. Dallas my word, what a game he had.
Ayling & Klich had good games too.
James just kept going and ran (sprinted) his socks off.
Raphina's had his mojo back too.
Koch kept things simple and looked more at ease in the midfield now.
Wow, where did all this energy come from.
Shuffed to pieces!
Gonne open up a good bottle!
Final words for the young lads, Bate & Hjelde.
Pressure game and they stood up!
So proud. Gonna bask in the glow of that performance for a long time.
Macwhite - you legend!!!
Great MDT's and great results too!! Iceman eat your heart out!!
I'll just scrape myself off the ceiling now ๐
Awesome๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ
Var
Wow. Come on Leeds !
Rodrigo on for Bate, why?
Brilliant first half, especially considering our injuries! Blow the fookin full time whistle now please!๐๐โฝ๏ธ๐
Get innnnnn
Super Harrison is on fire today.
Get innnnnn
Super Harrison.
MOT
James again handed the nr. 9 position?
So again anything that's launced upfield won't stick.
Come on LEEDS
Bamford not in the squad
Strujic & Rodrigo both fit again.
Bamford is fit but his mrs went into labour on Saturday so he didn't fly to London.
2-2 we never win in Lahndan,James & Rafa with the goals
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COME ON LEEDS!! 3 points today please. A belated Birthday present for me!
MOT
There is no question in my mind DJ is an out and out winger, pace to burn and if he can master crossing the ball into the right area and timing with the striker then that's a combination that has teams winning matches since 1888
James is 5'6" and is up against 6'3" giants each week when he plays as a lone striker so gets battered through his back each time he jumps to win a ball in the air.
Swansea got the best out of him playing down the left and putting the ball into spaces he could run in to.
I don't all this negativity about Dan James on socials.
The guy clearly has talent, and celebrated his late goal against Burnley as if it really meant something to him.
Too often we (fans) complain that players dont give a fork about the jersey, they are only here to fill their wallet, etc, etc.
But in fairness on the James front I dont think he messed us about when we wanted to sign him off swansea, and eventhough he is still relatively young with a bright future ahead Macelo has asked him to play (not his natural position) but DJ has given his all where others (think of rashford, martial how they perform when asked to play out of position).
I just think the guy needs an experienced striker to show him the type of ball thats required and the timing of the pass, ye might think im crazy and i should wash my mouth out with soap but somebody like Edinson Cavani or Romelu Lukaku would really help James develop and flourish.
Good luck Mac
From what Iโve seen this season, itโs Bowen that makes them tick. Pity we didnโt go for him when we had the chance.
Up front is now where we are weakest. No Gelhardt, maybe a little bit of an appearance from Bamford means we are pretty toothless. Greenwood injured too but heโs nowhere close to the first team yet.
I guess James will be leading the line once again. Sigh.
great result for us last night and keeps another team really rooted in the relegation zone, can only be a positive for us.
West Ham right now are a bit like the title winning side of Leicester were, everyone is expecting the bubble to burst and see them drift back to 9-10th in the table. Its really difficult to see them maintaining a CL spot but who's there to take it off them Arsenal, Spurs, Manure? yes are the one that are immediately behind the hammers but watching those teams league games you cant say that they will for definitely secure 4th spot.
Looking at our FA Cup game against the hammers we weren't outclassed, far from it in my view, ok one can argue how committed were they? but we had 11 out injured so for an effectively second string side we caused them difficulties in many parts and at various times throughout the 90.
I think back at west ham league games especially in December Arsenal tore them to shreds Arsenal?? and Southampton took all 3 points too off them so how good are west ham?
Yes DM has them really organised at the back and they tend to sit back and rely on their midfield and backline to remain a tight unit very little space for the attacking side to exploit and with Antonio up front his quality / pace on his own are a force for any back 3. Are west ham a good side yes, decent side i would say but are they really 11 places and that far ahead of us, i'm not so sure. Its a pity we've had so many injuries this season because there is no doubt in my mind had we a full compliment to select from all year i've no doubt we would be 9-10 points better off at a conservative estimate, but we are where we are and every team has to cope with players missing and international duties (they will be there again next season) but i'll repeat myself again the first goal in leeds games are pivitol to the result.
A big game for our season, this one, we can hope that the likes of Watford, Everton & Leicester do us a favor by beating the bottom 3 but we must start to pick up points ourselves as we cant really start depending on others and their results to ensure our PL survival, especially in January.
Long way to go, coffee tables, cats, nails, sette's are all fair game this weekend and i for one will laying into a few or all of them on Sunday.
MOT
Well Spammers did us a favour beating Canaries 2-0 today. Just hope they do us another one on Sunday and gift us 3 points.
Ahem...Iโm not sure thatโs quite what I meant to admit to TC๐คฃ๐คช
Quality MDT Mac and one to rival your debut.... ๐โฝ
Good luck for a prolonged run....
West Ham played a very strong team against us last weekend whilst we were still down to our bare bones.... if we could get a couple back and Raphinha is back to form then we have every chance.
I'm going for a positive 2-1 victory with Raphinha and Hattrick coming off the bench netting late goals....
I just think you have got a little confused by admitting to kidnap young girls and tie them up whilst penning a MDT v Millscum....! ๐๐ฒ๐ค๐
Crackjack MDT Mac
My mate 'Cumbria Bob' comes from East London too.
I'd be amazed if Bamford starts, May be a 20 minute spell at the end. Get him right for the big Newcastle game.
I would snap your hands off for a draw.
22c, it was the last time I went there so that's how I know.
fingers crossed MAC heres hoping for three in a row.
Like you i thought we contained limited them in the FA Cup fixture despite our depleted numbers but were they at full pelt?? only
knows that answer.
2-0 flattered them and like all LUFC fans i was bamfuckingboozzeled as to how the officials allowed their first goal, no point crying over split milk now and if there is a God we will get a decision this game.
This is the fixture that counts and if (a big if with current injuries) we grab all 3 points it will a huge step in securing PL football for another year
Best of luck MAC
and happy new year to ye all
Great work Sir!!
I reckon we've made a gentleman's agreement with the Hammers - let them through in the FA Cup and in return they won't knacker our goal difference too much on Sunday ๐ค
1 - 0 Wet Spam.
The Mac daddy is
back with another fine MDT
1-1
Great MDT Mac!
Good Luck!!
Wishing you the all the best to keep run going!!!