The Mighty Whites v Wet Spam Unofficial MDT
Mac is back with his second consecutive MDT, after a fine win at Burnley and hoping very much to be able to keep the run going and see us through to a more comfortable league position.
If we had been successful in our game against the Spammers in the FA Cup, I would simply have copied TC10's MDT as a 'good omen' however with our much depleted first team, this unfortunately wasn't to be, so I've decided to do my own.
Wet Spam reside in East London...East London is a sh1thole! But not anywhere near as big a sh1thole as Millwall, also in East London, where it is commonplace and indeed legal, for inhabitants to freely engage in family group sexual activities. This practice has been going on for centuries and Millwall residents must provide proof of engaging in such activities, in the form of photographs and videos, accompanied by birth certificates, in order to be allowed entry into their local football club...Millscum FC! Any close family members will suffice, they may be, brother's, sister's, aunt's, uncle's, grandad's and grandma's etc., male or female, however cousins do not qualify, as they are classed as 'not closely enough related'!😁
Ooops!...Apologies for the diversification there everyone, I simply love to hate Millscum!
Anyway, back to the matter in hand and famous people from Wet Spam include Alf Garnet (aka Warren Mitchell), the most impecably politically correct comedian from East London, 5 of The Chuckle Brothers and of course Douglas Bader, the famous WW11 pilot with 3 c*cks! Oh and Jack The ripper!
East London Girls:I've only had two experiences with East London girls and the last time I got lucky there, I took this girl back to my hotel room where I asked if I could tie her up. She replied "Why? Is that your thing is it?" To which i replied "No, not really, it's just that last time I went to bed with an East London girl she nicked my wallet!"
Onto the football then and I thought we matched a strong wet spam side for the best part of the FA Cup game, even with our youngsters making their debuts and if it wasn't for the extremely questionable (bent!) VAR decision, who knows, we may even have gone on to win the match.
Again, Lord knows what the team may be?? However I am confident that with Rodrigo and Bamford hopefully available, we can go on to win this one and begin to claw our way up the table a little.
2-1 to The Mighty Leeds with Patrick and Raphinha sharing the honours.
Cummmmmmonnnnnn You Mighty Fookin' Whites💛💙😁