Right,
so it's a close call what's worse - my MDT record or Leeds Utd in the 3rd round of the FA Cup, but what the heck - might as well hex us in style against another beloved rival over many years....
Cardiff City are known as the Bluebirds, formerly the Red Dragons when that strange chap from the Far East owned them, formerly the Bluebirds.
God knows why, it's sheep central down there.
Cardiff is a prosperous part of Wales, which is on a par with describing Wortley as posher than Armley.
Cardiff's honours list:
Welsh Cup winners x 22
Pontythllwth cup winners x 3
Gwythnylllthinig league runners up 1932
Moving on - Cardiff are currently crap in the Championship (20th) having not won any of their last 5 games. Perfect form to beat us in the FA Cup sadly.
Famous fans include:
Guto Pryce (from Super Furry animals)
Neil Kinnock
Tom Jones
Ivor the engine
Alan Jones
Robert Jones (Builth Wells)
William Jones (B Company)
Dai Jones (C Company)
Dai Young (he did)
Douglas "Pwylgyngilgocherydrobwylantisiliogogogoch" Bader
Weather:
3 degrees and raining sheep, take a coat and your own drinking water if you don't want dysentry.
Prediction:
Leeds U18 B team sent out to lose 0-2 and send the Cardiff faithful screaming down to the pub to celebrate with the half a pint of Brains Bitter they can still afford.

Just bought my ticket for the replay. Surely we can't fâââ this up.
Come on Leeds, let's have a cup run...