As above must win game.
No manager as yet.
Hopefully Liverpool win the hub cap derby tonight. Either way it's 3rd v 4th bottom.
Form
Leeds - best team for 80 minutes but usually need 3 to win
Everton - shi'ite til the honey monster Shaun Dyke turned up to play hoofball and beat table topping Arsenal.
Famous people from Everton
Everton Weekes - legendary Windies post war cricketer.
Everton Fitipaldi - formula 1 driver
Clive Everton - snooker whisperer
Chris Evert-On - tennis fitty who married brit tennis duffer John On (his brother is David On of fitness gym fame).
Fun facts
Everton is famed for Everton mince which goes into Merseyside slop scouse.
Everton run out to the theme from z cars which is the music from 60s cop drama The Bill.
Douglas 'toffees' Bader once had a perm and a tracksuit.
If I get the manager job the team will be
Messier
Ayling Koch wober firpo
C&W McKennie Tyler
Willy Klich Jimmy
Paddy
Subs
Whoever
Unused sub Rutter
Backroom staff (massage room)
Sharleen spiteri
KT Tunstall
Lorraine Pascale
Score Everton nil Leeds more than nil
Weather grim
Local Accent grim
Talent grim
MOT
Don't let me down, working on saints mdt already
I know people have been telling me to give Rutter some time but sorry I think he is absolutely dog sh*te. Over the games that he has played (ignoring Accrington Stanley) I have seen nothing, not even a glimmer of why we paid £39million. Mind you, it speaks volumes of the board who sanction the purchase of a "striker" who has not kicked a ball in anger since November! Hopefully he will flourish in the Championship!