The Mighty Whites v The Barcodes Unofficial MDT
🎶Return of The Mac...Come On...🎶
So after our stunning and thoroughly deserved victory against Wet Spam, Macwhite remains in the hot seat and 'on a roll' as we climb above 'The Toffee's' into 15th place and 9 points clear of the relegation threatened pack below us!
Only 1 point behind Brentford and Villa and 2 behind Palace and Southampton, who occupy 11th and 12th places respectively, another win or two and we may be looking at mid table, back where we should be.
Who needs a full first team? We don't ask for games to be postponed because we are a player or two down, we're Leeds United FFS, we simply come out fighting and take our victory accordingly!
What an awesome performance that was on Sunday, I was so proud of our team for coming out and battling like we did and although it was a magnificent team performance, special praise has to be awarded to Jack Harrison for his wonderfully taken hattrick, the first of his carreer! Let's hope it's the first of many.
That twot of a ref and VAR (again!) robbed us of a further goal too, so it should have been 4-2 to us!
Onto the Geordies then and unlike Burnley, Wet Spam (and Millscum!) Newcastle-Upon-Tyne is not a sh1thole!... It is indeed my Birthplace! You wouldn't think so to hear me talk, but that's because I had moved away from there by the time I was 2 years old and I wasn't speaking much by then!
People from Newcastle-Upon-Tyne do not speak English, they speak a foreign language, even though Newcastle-upon-Tyne is in England! It is called 'Geordie'! Hadrian built a wall up there to keep all these strange speaking 'Geordie's' penned in together! They use words and phrases such as the following: "Howay Man" which can mean go away, good luck, come on, hurry up, or okay...".Why Aye Man" which means yes....And "Haddaway Man" which means no way, get away, or you're joking! And they "Gan doon the booza and git fukn mortal"!
I actually fkn love that Geordie accent and I think it's the best accent in the whole world! I wish I spoke it....Or even understood it for that matter!!
I was with this bonny Geordie lass, canny lass she was like, (See what I did there!😁)on a neet oot in Newcastle, cos it's a fkn great place for a neet oot is Newcastle like, (I did it again look....Speaking Geordie and all that like!) anyway, we were having a late drink in this booza and it got raided by the police and I said to this canny lass, I said "Ho luv, have ya ever been picked up by the fuz before like?" And she replied “Naa I haven't, but I have been swung round by my t1ts like"!
Famous people from Newcastle-Upon-Tyne include Oz, Dennis, Neville the wet fart and Ali Frazer....Oh and Sid 'T1ts Ooot' the Sexist! And 6 of the Chuckle Brothers and of course Douglas Bader, the eleven betesticled famous WW11 fighter pilot.
And so to the game, we will stuff these strange talking people from Geordieland in front of a capacity crowd at ER....Especially if we can nobble St. Maximus early on in the match!😁
The score will be 4-1 to The Mighty Whites, with Jack H on the scoresheet for his third consecutive game, Raph from a free kick, Patrick with a typical poachers goal and Dan James after out running their right back and slotting it home.
Cummmmmmonnnnnn U Mighty Fookin' Whites💛💙⚽️🔥
Reading lots of stuff from leeds fans especially about TR most don't want him next nigh or near the bench never mind on the pitch and in a way its kind of sad reading that.
Yes we all want leeds players to do well and i do agree with you TC10 if we go anywhere near the relegation zone and MB continues to select Tyler or bring him on the Leeds fans wont be long telling what they think of his decision.
But in truth i think TR has had more than enough chances to show to us all that he is worthy of the famous white jersey, and yes MB backs loyalty, and prefers to work with small squads, but surely there comes a time when this has to stop. what is it they say the definition of stupidity is to do the same thing time after time and still arrive at the same result.
Its doing TR no good and if Leeds slide down the table it wont do MB any good either.
For me on Saturday when you look at the bench named realistically we had roberts, bate, joffy and unless something happened in the backline Hjelde
9 players on the bench but in actual fact only 4 that were going to get a game. so the odds were stacked us from the start, but as the game progressed they didnt really cause us any major problems and as i always say the first goal is crucial when we play. Had James took his chance in the first half (wonderful save to be fair from dubravka) i think thats a game we win comfortably, but we didnt and at 5 o clock on Saturday we are all left scratching our heads, how does a team with one win all season beat us and we had almost two thirds of the ball???
When TR came on in the 70-71 min it was 0-0, would i have made a change? hard to know unless the medical and stats people were telling MB that James is struggling it didn't look like it to me that his legs were about to go, so why change? A point would have suited us more than them and with 20 mins to go Eddie Howe would have tried to attack some more, but it looks like we blinked first.
If DJ had to come off then i would have brought on Joffy and again if the need to take Klich off was required i would brought on Bate for him. Bringing Bate on would have been a sign to the young lad that what happened at west ham game was necessary and while no sub likes to be himself substituted but here's your chance for another 20mins in a leeds jersey to impress MB and the leeds faithful. But unless the tracker info that the players wear were sounding alarm bells i don't think we needed to change anything at that point.
TR comes on 70-71 mins literally 3 or 4 mins later we go one down now that's one way to influence a game