Things I hate about football.... We used to have this as a thread but it's disappeared....!?

Players allowed to lie down while the wall jumps. Every team puts in their tallest players meaning you have to get the ball up and down over 7'5" ....just stopping goals for all teams.

Just can't believe it's allowed....I fkn hate football!

Totally agree Smurf and we didn't hear "Farke Out" comments after we'd won the previous 2 games....

If we lose v Baardiff I'd put Hoddle in charge though....

Clickbait sites - absolute waste of space, and now they're calling for Farke to be sacked. I absolutely despise them.

International weekends.

Slightly tenious link, however all the sudden hysteria about a couple of Manc twats who support Citeh!

Transfer Windows - last 2 summers have been depressing

Clubs wearing second and third kits when at home...

Defenders fkn CELEBRATING making a last ditch slide tackle etc.....

In the Luton game I'm watching now, the QPR defender and goalkeeper celebrated like they'd just won the World Cup Final.... it was the defender turning a fkn cross behind for a fkn corner!!!! 🤬🙈😲🤔

I suppose a goal saving incident IS as good as scoring a goal but it just doesn't feel right....

I fkn hate football....

Womens Football trying to get the same media attention as Mens

If they charged the same for tickets as the men they would get about 350 fans in their stadiums

The play offs

Play off finals

Fulham, Brighton, Brentwood, Wolves, Palace.... how the fk do these clubs not only get to the Prem but STAY in there for years!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

In the end, it's always the hope that kills you.

Glen Hoddle

Footballers cutting holes in the back of their socks....

With all the technology in the world you'd think Nike and Adidas etc would just make the fkn socks to a different design by making them an inch larger on the calf!

I fkn hate football....

LEEDSNEWSNOW....

It's 'claiming' 2 Leeds stars will be out of the Watfordscum game....I was worried when I read this thinking it'd be players injured from the international break.

It's Strukij and Dallas.... no shiit Sherlock !!!! 🙈🤣🙈🤣

What a waste of time for a report.... still love it just for the crap gossip though

Iinternational breaks during the season

Marcus Rashford. Miserable barsteward

Mine is pretty trivial but none the less annoys me for some reason. There is a marked area by the corner flag for the ball to be placed in, yet the common practise appears to be that if the ball hovers over any part of the line, that is acceptable. Either take the fkn area away or make every team put the ball inside the triangle, simples!!.

SKY TV

A Brazilian player has just fkn CELEBRATED winning a THROW IN.... not with a last ditch game saving sliding tackle, but just dangling in a leg and nicking the ball onto an English player!! 🙈🤣🤬

Defenders are doing it now by just a good piece of defending.... what they're fkn paid to do!!

I fkn hate football....

Everton's premier league stickability.

Mckennie

Aaronson

Roca

2 goals between them all season.

I hate most things about football but yet I love football. It was better in the 80s and early 90s.

The thing that is really annoying is the time it takes to take a penalty, referees not being strong enough to get the bloody players out of the box and get the keeper on his line, just book the lot of them. It's a farce, to the point that the penalty taker comes in at the last minute to take the ball to take the penalty. As a fan you can nip to the concourse and buy a pie and eat said pie in the time it takes. So I suppose that is a good thing.

Players surrounding the referee for every little thing.

Players kicking the ball away.

Players standing offside (startinf offside) on attacking free kicks.

Referees stopping the game player supposedly injured.

Last but not least. T.v cameras showing managers and benches instead of the game...

Gloating over LUFC by the so called BBC mod "pundits" when giving their valued views on this and that. Can't wait till Saturday for more of it!

To$$ers!

LUFC getting relegated!

Rants over.... I fkn hate football

Keepers who get praised for 'doing their homework' when they save ONE penalty out of 20....why not slaughter them for not doing their homework when the penalty is fkn scored!?

There is no such thing as a keeper knowing which way a player is going anyway as he has a one in three chance of going the correct way of saving it anyway.... to the keeps left, to his right or down the middle. If a keeper knows then the penalty taker changes his way every time!!

4th officials who can't work out how much time to add on at half time and full time....

For instance, De Gea was injured for just over 5mins in the first half and another player was down for 2 and a half minutes.... this was without the usual stoppages of 2mins.

He added on 4mins....can he not tell the fkn time by just stopping his stopwatch when the physio is on the pitch!?

Players who have 'legend' status taking 5mins to get off the pitch after being substituted near the end of the game....

Pukki today hugged EVERY single one of his teammates and then even the opposition came over to him!

Celebrate with him AFTER the game and in the fkn media etc!!