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Lord Snodgrass
Nov 28, 2024
In Leeds United Chat
So easy the other night, almost no peril at all. I thought we played really well and it was the most enjoyable football we have played at home this season. We are so lucky to have 4 brilliant wingers.
I think it's looking good for the rest of the season, champions in waiting. I'm pretty confident we will destroy Blackburn. 9 points in a week.
I don't know anything about the current Blackburn team, why would I be bothered to look?. They are an irrelevance.
2-0 us.
Warmer
No famous person admits to being from there.
Come on Leeds
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Lord Snodgrass
Nov 27, 2024
In Leeds United Chat
Blooming heck that was close. I've been too busy scolding my servants, can't get the staff nowadays!!!.
I see TC10 was going to step in so I've saved us all from that. He won't know who to support tonight.
Famous folk from Luton
TC10
MICK Harford
Tony Hadley
Mutisexual bedicked and befannied Douglas Bader
Going to be a tough one tonight, I reckon it could be a draw.
Come on Leeds.
We will need to defend better tonight than on Sunday.
Come on Leeds
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Lord Snodgrass
Nov 20, 2024
In Leeds United Chat
Ey up
A game of football will take place on Sunday. A clash of nations.
Wales have their own language. It's a bit odd and phlegmy.
Say Swansea to me and I get a buzz in my body and thoughts of Pablo sneaking one in at the far post.
Piroe will score 2 in a 2-0 win. Nailed on.
Weather alert - all's well it warms up a bit by then, lovely job.
Come on Leeds
I'll add more RON , lateR ON.
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Lord Snodgrass
Nov 08, 2024
In Leeds United Chat
Their manager is called Marti Cifuentes.....no me neither?. Sounds like a right dickhead.
I'm doing this MDTafter having a few whiskys so the facts might be incorrect.
FPFQPR - less ferdinand. Terrace trent derby. Kermit. Self centered and overly emotional Douglas barder. Eric.
I think we probably will win but I'm not overly confident in the long run.
Now then now then here's a top notch WF.
• 8c
• no rain
• No fog
• No sun
• No rainbows
• Boring really.
Come on Leeds.
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Lord Snodgrass
Aug 04, 2024
In Leeds United Chat
What do you reckon will happen.
Position - 2nd behind Burnley
Top score - Joseph
Player of the season - Rutter
Points tally - 97
Rumbelows cup - 3rd round
FA Cup 5th round
Hate figure - Kinnear
Will it be enjoyable football - it will be as we will be winning imo but still a bit staid.
Knock yourselves out lads, predict away, we'll check it at the end of the season. The winner gets a meal for 2 at your choice of restaurant courtesy of TC10.
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Lord Snodgrass
Apr 02, 2024
In Leeds United Chat
We are just making winning look so bloody easy nowadays, never in doubt v Hull.
Fun fact alert - Coventry once had the only unfortified royal palace outside London .
WARNING Don't repeat that to anyone that you don't want to have sex with.
Anyhow on to the game, I hope ipswich have lost to Norwich when we kick off, that will lift a bit of pressure. Also hope gruev is fit, anybody know owt?. I think Rutter is well overdue a goal so I'll go 1-0 us, Rutter netting.
I'm going to the game and staying over in coventry, we fancied a few beers, I'm expecting coventry city centre to be an amazing experience.
Weather, warm and wet. Thick wooly coat required.
Come on Leeds
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Lord Snodgrass
Mar 30, 2024
In Leeds United Chat
Fun fact for you - I believe this is the closest to a match day that I have done MDT. Tell your partners, kids, carers and friends that fact, quite interested they will be.
I didn't go to the Watford game last night, I heard TC10 was going so I gave it a wide berth. So I don't really feel qualified to go in to any kind of great detail about what the team should be for Hull, all I know is I would put Ampadu and Rodon on the team sheet first in their defensive position and then pick a team around that.
I think we will win this but it will be a late goal for us to win it. Nervy game I am expecting.
Weather Bulletin - similar to today.
Attendance 36167
Come on Leeds!
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Lord Snodgrass
Mar 22, 2024
In Leeds United Chat
I bought myself a dictionary this week so I could learn some new words not to use in this halfarsed MDT. So just you know everybody, I know loads of words but I'll be bug-ered if I'm going to break with tradition and make myself look intelligent.
I can't see these bothering us. My only concern is our Welsh lads, I hope whatever the result is on Tuesday that they don't go on a 2 day bender.
A little known fact about Watford is that Elton John use to own them. Deep dive research there.
Weather - if its owt like this Friday night in yorkshire next friday in Watford it will be wet and cold.
2-1 Leeds
Come on Leeds
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Lord Snodgrass
Mar 11, 2024
In Leeds United Chat
Well I don't know what happened to my Wednesday MDT but we'll done to Lincoln white ( he lives in Lincoln now, has done for getting on 2 years) for stepping in and getting a cracking result.
Anyhow on to my halfarsed MDT, TBH I'm running out of words not to type.
I really hope we can thrash orrible Harris's scumwall, surely we have far too much for them. Great that some of the lads will have had a break, not all though unfortunately.
3- 0 us
10c light
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Lord Snodgrass
Mar 03, 2024
In Leeds United Chat
EY UP.
We will hammer Stoke and be resting players by the 60th minute for Friday night.
Pick James please and that will do.
Weather - idk
All halfarsed aren't we
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Lord Snodgrass
Feb 27, 2024
In Leeds United Chat
Well Hellooooooo ( I've won so many games now that my phone auto corrects hello to Hellooooooo).
I'm doing this early as i might not get chance the next few days so christ knows what the team might look like after we beat Chelsea 2-1, gonna leave Farke with some big decisions.
I wrote to Tesco about the poppadoms, their reply.
Dear Lord Snodgrass
Get a fu***ng life, 2 wars going on and you are bothered that your poppadom has shrunk a bit. Stop bothering us with your pathetic s**te .
Tesco
I thought, yeh ive got you rattled now, 1-0 to me.
It's going to be cold this weekend which is bad news because their stadium has been specially designed to increase the wind and rain that can hit you.
No trains in to Huddersfield either so the normally horrific traffic will be worse than normal. Think we are going to set off at 8am and find a cafe for a fry up.
We win by the way, comfortably. 4-1.
Come on Leeds
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Lord Snodgrass
Feb 20, 2024
In Leeds United Chat
Well hellooooooo (I feel like I have to put that now so that we keep winning, no deviation, you will also note that this MDT is Slackarse to keep with tradition).
MDT's are a bit pointless nowadays as nobody really comments on them on a match day, things ain't what they were. A bit like society really, all going down hill quickly.
The amount of litter about nowadays, people not indicating, NHS, tesco poppadoms getting smaller. It's all turning to 💩.
Team news
I hope Bamford is back but I have no idea if he will be.
Weather
Hope it rains again, like ducks are our players, they facking love it.
Result
2-1 Leeds nervy but we deserve to win.
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Lord Snodgrass
Feb 14, 2024
In Leeds United Chat
Well hellooooooo. It's all getting a bit too bloody easy this. We look like prime Brazil in this league nowadays. Flicks, tricks, goals, great midfield, reliable defence. I just can't see us losing this game barring a sending off or a dodgy ref.
We will score 3 at least and that's not me being cocky as I can be a bit negative sometimes, says what I sees tha sees and I sees a bloody good team. All hail Farke, he is like Bielsa but with better players. But like my gran use to say " you can only f**k wi prick thas got".
Hope Bamford isn't too badly injured. I don't think he is.
3-0 Leeds
Weather- I hope it rains, we look good in the rain.
Come on Leeds
Hope this is slackarse enough to continue the run, it doesn't contain any information.
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Lord Snodgrass
Feb 11, 2024
In Leeds United Chat
Well helloooooooo, here we are again. The managers moan about the players being tired with all these games but nobody spares a thought for the bloke who has to do a slackarse MDT every 2 minutes.
You will note if you are perceptive that I didn't put a derogatory comment in front of Swansea, I don't mind Swansea for some reason.
Tough game this, It would be a great achievement if we can win both away games this week. We may need to though with the way Southampton are going on.
2-0 us
Weather - yes
Come on Leeds
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Lord Snodgrass
Feb 07, 2024
In Leeds United Chat
Well hellooooooo, welcome back to the promotion party train. Fun for all the family.
Rotherham are useless yet we dropped 2 points against them so I want to see us really put them to the sword.
Their manager is Leam Richardson so useless he can't even spell his name correctly.
Famous folk
Chuckle brothers
That's it. Even if a famous person was born there they wouldn't admit to it.
4-0 easy win. Gnonto to have a field day.
4c big coat required.
I might add more detail later but I'm finding my slackarse approach is doing good.
Come on Leeds
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Lord Snodgrass
Jan 29, 2024
In Leeds United Chat
Well back at it, chance to go top 2 for a bit. We usually do well there.
Too early to say what the team will be after the injuries I'll add that later.
Too early to say what the weather will be yet, I'll add that later.
Too early to say who was born there also.
Too early to make a prediction, I'll do that when I know the team news and the weather and who was born there.
Come on Leeds.......
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Lord Snodgrass
Jan 22, 2024
In Leeds United Chat
Match Day Thread - a place for like minded people to discuss the upcoming match but not necessarily on the match day itself.
Injury news - I have it on good authority that nothing has changed so will probably be the same team. Good news this.
I think Norwich will set up very very defensively. Try to bore us to death and frustrate. It won't work, we will tear them apart.
Weather - typical for the 24th of Jan when allowing for global warming, I'm hearing.
Hope it's a better atmosphere than on Sunday. Noon kick offs should be banned.
3-0 to super Leeds . Rutter summerville James.
Come on Leeds!!
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Lord Snodgrass
Jan 18, 2024
In Leeds United Chat
Right then, let's get stuck in to these and get revenge for Boxing day, let's make them look like the mediocre team that they are, I want 4-0 and full of Rutter party tricks as we absolutely take the p***.
3 home games in 6 days so we could really have a cracking week.
Famous folk
Bad driver Flintoff
Eric Morecombe
Robert Preston ITV politics bloke
Ben Dover
WEATHER FORECAST
11c so warming up nicely. Rain - so wetting up nicely.
COME ON LEEDS
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Lord Snodgrass
Jan 16, 2024
In Leeds United Chat
He has announced he has retired from playing football.
A great player for us at the time, pity we had Bates in charge or we could have held on to him, Howson and others. If we had spent a bit on defenders he would have helped lead us to the Premier league under Grayson.
He was slow but could still beat his man and score some decent goals.
Happy retirement to my namesake 🍻
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Lord Snodgrass
Jan 09, 2024
In Leeds United Chat
Well our unstoppable roll to promotion will continue in Wales, we usually win there so it should be fine.
Cardiff isn't a bad city all in all, nice castle and pubs it's just the people from there that seem a bit weird and not very welcoming. I much prefer Swansea, had some good laughs with the locals there, games of pool against them and a few beers, no bother. Cardiff people just seem to be constantly angry and feel they have a rivalry with us.
Anyhow I think we will win this comfortably, 3-1.
Bamford x2 summerville.
Famous Cardiff people
Philip Sheepfield
Chris ewebank
Alan Lamb
The woolf from gladiators
I think we should just go for them from the start, attack attack attack, don't be sheepish Leeds or we will get pummelled at the back.
4c no rain, possibly snow, DON'T WEAR A SHEEPSKIN COAT THOUGH, i know a lad that did once and he has never walked the same since.
We need to start Bamford and drop Piroe. We need an actual striker playing as a striker. Seems weird that he will play Bamford as an out and out forward and not given piroe this opportunity.
Come on Leeds
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