Don't know much about this fixture apart from the fact the winner gets a super bowl. How good can it be? The LU 49ers may include Wide receiver Robbie Rogers In offense Mike Grella Running Back (to Italy) Weston McFatty On the bench Brendon Aaronson (a bit lightweight) The bookies have Kansas as favourites, mainly down to children's entertainer Taylor Swift being on their side. I'd be more impressed if they had proper eye candy KT Tunstall or Louise Wener, who both make music for adults. Weather will probably be very warm, you'll need to drink a gallon and eat 10 hot dogs. I'm going for two all draw after overtime with LU 49ers winning on penalties.

28th Jan watford v saints 3rd Feb rotherham v saints 10th Feb saints v dog botherers 22nd Jan lester v Ipswich 27th jan Ipswich v Maidstone (cup) 3rd Feb preston v Ipswich 10th Feb ipswich v west brom 22nd jan lester v Ipswich 27th jan lester v brum (cup) 30th Jan lester v swansea 3rd Feb Stoke v lester 10th Feb watford v lester Our fixtures look easier on paper. Could be 2nd on evening of 2nd Feb...or out of the running. Currently played 28 points 54 gd +24 Need 40+ points from last 18 games

Geography Although South of Yorkshire, stokies are not cockney winkers nor thankfully northerners. They are midlander. Non descript neither one or t'other. Stoke on Trent is not a place it's an amalgam of 4 towns. Stoke Town, On Town, Trent Town and Porn Vale. Nickname Stoke City are known as the pittas (see emoji above) due to their proliferation of kebab shops. The original was opened by Josiah Wedgewood in 1789. Form guide Stoke are 🐕💩 Leeds are on 🔥 This mdt is part 4 of a series which runs til Christmas. Stoke stereotypes. Can't find a great deal. Except the call each other 'duck' because all the totty is mallard-faced. They all eat oatcakes. These appear to be porridge (jizz) pancakes. No thanks. Team news I'm hoping for unchanged Meslier Pascal Rodin the artist Archie Jimmy Joel Geo Dan Willy Paddy Jaidon In a 2 1 7 formation. Good enough to see off the 6 clawed canaries. Famous stokies Robbie Williams- fat karaoke 'singer' Phil 'the pitta' Taylor - darts nonce KT Tunstall - local talent Dougie B - one nadded oatcake pilot Weather Grey. Take a cardy. MOT x

This series runs until Christmas (minimum) Form guide Norwich are 🐕💩 Leeds are on 🔥 Facts about Norwich, Norfolk, East Angular Norfolk has no motorways...or running water, electric, phone signal or Greggs. NFN is normal for Norfolk, which explains a lot. It's a common perception that Norwich is inbreeding central. Actually proper research reveals its West Yorkshire at number 1. So all you LS/WF readers leave your sister alone. Or use Bourneville Avenue only. Apparently there'll be plenty of spare as the county is full of Norfolk Broads. Famous Norwich fans Joseph Fritzl Woody Allen Fred West One legged nonce Dougie B Weather Hurricane and monsoon. May need light jacket. My team to beat the Canaries Meslier ?? Rodon Struik Byram Ampadu ?? Jimmy Georginio Jaidon Joel Archie will fit one of the ?? Not sure who else is fit (bar Belinda Carlisle) My prediction nil2 Joel and Paddy. MOT x

First in the series of retrospective threads because it's international weekend. Which means no proper football. Anyway 5th August 2018. Elland Road. Leeds united v Stoke City The new manager, a Mr M Bielsa, and his first league game in charge. A promising pre season has lead to hopes for a promising season of entertainment. My predicted team Peacock-Farrel Ayling Cooper Berardi Douglas Phillips Hernandez Saiz Klich Alioski Roofe Bench including Bamford, Dallas, Jannson, Harrison Pretty sure that'll be the team. Weather. The sun shines on the righteous. Head says one all draw with late equaliser after dominating game. Heart says 5nil. Anyone remember how it went. Anyone really realise how it would unfold snd how fantastic the journey would be. A five year old Archie Gray sat in the press box with great Uncle Eddie. MOT x

This mdt forms part of a series which runs til Christmas. Form guide Bristol City are 🐕💩 Leeds are on 🔥🔥 Stereotype time. Bristol, although South of Yorkshire are not cockney winkers, they are in the SW of England. This makes them Tractor driving, weed smoking, cider drinking, piratey wurzels. Their accent is underdeveloped drivel. They say gert lush. This means lovely. It's also the name of a Dutch 70s bongo film star. It's not all bad though, the subway organisation provided some excellent mid 80s (c86 style) jangly music. See Flatmates 'Happy all the time' Or Chesterfields 'Ask Jonny Dee' Or Brilliant Corners 'Brian Rix' Or The Blue Aeroplanes '...and stones' Plus anything by the groove farm, driscolls or my favourite mousefolk. Anyway famous Bristol City fans Arty mystery man Binksy News nonce Huw Edwards Tennis totty Serena Williams 🦿🦾👨‍✈️ Dougie B My team Ilan Luke Joe Pascal Sam Ethan Eddie Jimmy Georginio Jaidon Patrick 3nil Leeds Ian Baird hat trick Weather Crackin t flags MOT x

Facts about QPR They are all cockney winkers who drink flat pish and eat eels in jizz. More precisely they hail from Shepherds Bush, coincidentally where they all started life. Their manager is Justin Hawkins of The Darkness. Their nickname is the Hula Hoops, as their socks are always crispy. Salt and vinegar are the best flavour Hula Hoops. Agree? Famous QPR fans The very punchable Michael Gove Pharmaceutical crooner Pete Doherty Viz characters Mr Logic and Sid the sexist And 🦿🦾👨‍✈️who bombed Reuben Loftus cheek by accident. My team for a 4nil win Meslier Sterland Rodin Pascal Harte Ampadu (Chris) Kamara The J squad up front Jimmy Joel Jeorginio Jaidon Experience but not much pace at full back. Don't feck it up again as we should Never Ever be losing to the All Saint like last Saturday Wednesday weather. Tropical. Scarf and daps. MOT x

Monday 17th April 2023 @ 2000hrs Hopefully wet spam and the florists pick up as many points as the Saints and foxes did leaving us mid table. Onto Monday. Midtable liver💩 are the visitors. Calm down Elland Road will have a corner of the ground stereotypically full of curly haired shell suited jailbirds. Liver💩 is the home to the icicle works, wah, la's and echo and his bunnymen. All very pleasurable despite the accents. Dougy Bader dropped some wartime bombs on liver💩 and caused £10 of improvements. Leeds will be missing all their best players for a change. The remaining will have sore rings after last weeks palace punishment. Two nil Leeds Sinisterra and Becchio. Mot x

As above must win game. No manager as yet. Hopefully Liverpool win the hub cap derby tonight. Either way it's 3rd v 4th bottom. Form Leeds - best team for 80 minutes but usually need 3 to win Everton - shi'ite til the honey monster Shaun Dyke turned up to play hoofball and beat table topping Arsenal. Famous people from Everton Everton Weekes - legendary Windies post war cricketer. Everton Fitipaldi - formula 1 driver Clive Everton - snooker whisperer Chris Evert-On - tennis fitty who married brit tennis duffer John On (his brother is David On of fitness gym fame). Fun facts Everton is famed for Everton mince which goes into Merseyside slop scouse. Everton run out to the theme from z cars which is the music from 60s cop drama The Bill. Douglas 'toffees' Bader once had a perm and a tracksuit. If I get the manager job the team will be Messier Ayling Koch wober firpo C&W McKennie Tyler Willy Klich Jimmy Paddy Subs Whoever Unused sub Rutter Backroom staff (massage room) Sharleen spiteri KT Tunstall Lorraine Pascale Score Everton nil Leeds more than nil Weather grim Local Accent grim Talent grim MOT Don't let me down, working on saints mdt already